In Washington an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation’s capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near. “Yes, Father?” said the nurse. “I would really like to see Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi before I die”, whispered the priest. “I’ll see what I can do, [...]
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California’s Turn
So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, somebody had to come up with this: You know you’re from California if: 1. Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and at least 1/2 aren’t visible. 2. You make over $300,000 and still can’t afford a house. 3. You take a bus and are shocked [...]
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Deodorant
I got this new deodorant today. The instructions said to “remove cap and push up bottom”. Now I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome.
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Dating Around the World
CAUCASIAN NORTH-AMERICAN WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex but only when she wants to and only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN: First Date: You both get blind drunk and have [...]
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Fireman Sex
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, “You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we’re on the fire truck ready to go.” [...]
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Country Preacher
An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men his age, the boy didn’t seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went [...]
Oct
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Somewhere in Transylvania
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe, as it happens, near Transylvania .. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see the road in front of the car. Suddenly the car skids out of control! Bob [...]
Oct
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Shipwrecked…
A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every [...]
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Something to Contemplate
Something to contemplate: If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq Theater of operations during the past 22 months, and a total of 2112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers. The firearm death rate in Washington , D.C., is 80.6 per 100,000 [...]
