MrDustin's Jokes and Stuff

Tim and Tina went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘Senior’s special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. ‘Sounds good,’ Tina said. ‘But I don’t want the eggs.’ ‘Then I’ll have to charge you $2.49 because you’re ordering a la carte,’ the waitress warned her. ‘You mean I’d have to [...]