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2009
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2009
Magic Sandals
A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, “You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.” So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican [...]
1
2009
The Hearing Aid
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel’s ear and she said, ‘”Mabel, do you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?” Mabel answered, “I have a suppository in my ear?” She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, “Ethel, I’m [...]
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2009
How to Cure Constipation
Sister Mary Margaret enters O’Flynn’s liquor shop. “I’d like to buy a bottle of Irish whiskey”, she tells O’Flynn. The owner of the store shakes his head and frowns. “A bottle of Irish whiskey? And you being a nun, too!” “Oh, no, no,” Sister Mary Margaret exclaims. “It’s for Father Reilly. His constipation, you know.” O’Flynn [...]
