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November 2009

Nov
16
2009

I Can’t Respond…

I can’t respond to any of my emails today.  Something has crashed on my keyboard… And the mouse is missing!

Nov
11
2009

Greater Canton (Ohio) Barbies

Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Greater Canton market: “North Canton Barbie” The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Wind star Minivan and matching gym outfit.  She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation.  Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. “Massillon Barbie” This recently paroled Barbie comes [...]

Nov
4
2009

Deodorant

I got this new deodorant today. The instructions said to “remove cap and push up bottom”. Now I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome.