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Oct
15
2009

Fireman Sex

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, “You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we’re on the fire truck ready to go.” [...]

Oct
8
2009

Italian Lovers

The Jewish man said, ‘Last week, my wife and I had great sex.” I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat), we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end!’ The Frenchman boasted, ‘Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter.  We [...]